(21:00:53) erotic politician : this is the first time we've all been on together in months.

(21:01:25) doorslover : ...let the games begin!

(21:01:31) Vev-Vee : Getting married and I don't even get a premarriage cigarette... *sigh* Oh, the humanity...

(21:01:46) Misty says to erotic politician: sure, slut: ) Who you getting married to?

(21:01:51) erotic politician says to japhy: ok, will you be my maid of honor?

(21:02:50) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: hey, jeff... kinky woman over there is right next to you... i don't want to hear about you cheating on me.

(21:03:06) erotic politician says to Misty: Vev

(21:03:21) japhy says to erotic politician: hmmm.. honor.. dats hard.. maid, sure.. why not? do i get to sing a solo or sumpin'? tum tum ta-tum..

(21:03:25) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: I'll be good.

(21:03:34) doorslover : Dearly beguiled, we are gathered here today to witness the joining of Kate erotic politician and Jeff Vev-Vee... Will the best man and maid of honor please make a statement?

(21:04:04) Misty says to erotic politician: thats awesome!

(21:04:40) Vev-Vee : Beguiled...? More like bereaved...

(21:04:43) doorslover : High Priestess has a headache...

(21:04:59) japhy : its happening!!! oooo how veddy excitin' and fine..

(21:05:03) Vev-Vee says to The Changeling: Time to make a statement, Best Man...

(21:05:13) erotic politician : wait... ok, i've got two maids of honor, just so you all know... misty my bitch, and stellablue.

(21:05:18) The Changeling shouts to ALL: the soft parade has now begun

(21:05:29) doorslover shouts to Vev-Vee: HEY, I'M DOIN' THIS FOR FREE, SO DON'T BITCH!!!

(21:05:41) erotic politician : so does the bride...

(21:05:48) The Changeling says to Vev-Vee: heheh that was my statement

(21:05:50) Vev-Vee : There's gonna be a Soft Parade later tonight, if ya knoe whut I friggin' mean!

(21:06:06) Vev-Vee says to doorslover: You're doin' fine! I was just commenting!

(21:06:18) Vev-Vee says to The Changeling: Good deal.

(21:06:28) doorslover : I hereby declare this cyberwedding sexual-innuendo-free... that means you, Jeff...

(21:06:30) japhy says to erotic politician: *snort* she, Misty can do zee honorable stuff.. me, i jes' stand here and grin reaaal big, like zee chesire kitty.. dis is sooooo excitin'!!!

(21:06:47) Vev-Vee says to doorslover: Awe, ruin all my fun... =P (21:07:14) doorslover : okay, we're waitin' on ya girls...

(21:07:22) doorslover : say somethin' monumental...

(21:07:24) Vev-Vee says to japhy: Statement?

(21:07:36) Vev-Vee says to Misty: Do you have a statement?

(21:07:43) Misty says to erotic politician: whos performing the ceremony?

(21:08:11) doorslover shouts to ALL: HEY, KIDS, GET WITH IT... I WANT STREAKING IN THE AISLES, SEX IN THE CLOSET... C'MON, LOVE YER NEIGHBOR...

(21:08:48) Vev-Vee : There's gonna be some neighbor lovin' going on tonight, if you knoe whut I friggin' mean!

(21:08:53) Vev-Vee : Heh...

(21:09:21) doorslover : Retches... My son is a nympho... I must've done something horribly wrong...

(21:09:26) japhy : okay.. since dharma didn't show.. here's a CHEERS fer ya, since ya gotta haffa cheers.. and from me.. wishdom and stuff.. Confuscious say man who stand on toilet, high on pot!!! i luff zeez peoples.. so veddy happy i know they gonna be.. when do i get to sing mah' solo? tum tum ta-tum?

(21:09:44) erotic politician says to Misty: doorslover... and you're up for your statement.

(21:10:03) Vev-Vee says to doorslover: Never meant to embarrass ya, Ma...

(21:10:15) Misty shouts to ALL: I remember the first time I met Erotic Politition. I asked her why she was on the chat all the time, and she, with the attitude we've all grown to love, told me she had mono. We exzchanged some unfriendly names and have been friends ever since. Congrats!

(21:10:27) Vev-Vee : That's one statement... Checks his watch...

(21:10:41) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: i just had to make a soup run since we're all sick on our wedding night.

(21:10:59) doorslover says to Vev-Vee: awww, jeffery... jeffrey... who the hell knows? i was drunk when i had ya anyway... drunk when we conceived ya, too, chris and i were...

(21:11:00) Vev-Vee shouts to ALL: Hey, I remember when I first met Kate... She hated me! She fucking hated me!

(21:11:20) japhy says to Vev-Vee: psst.. is it over? kish her or sumpin, man!!

(21:11:52) doorslover : Now, if the bride and groom would kindly exchange vows....

(21:11:54) Vev-Vee says to doorslover: Fetal alcohol syndrome... That's what's wrong with me... Obviously.

(21:12:08) erotic politician : god, is there anyone i didn't hate when i first met them... audrey? someone?

(21:12:35) japhy : oooo.. my knees is shakin' and all wobbly!!! they gonna do it!! tum tum ta-tum!!!

(21:12:43) doorslover says to erotic politician: um... i don't think you hated ME... but i never could tell... i hated everyone...

(21:12:50) Silly~W shouts to ALL: will somebody please get the shotgun and get this wedding OVER!......let the honeymoon begin!.......whhhheeeeeeeeeeeee

(21:13:52) doorslover : HURRY UP AND SAY YER VOWS SO YOU CAN GO MAKE ME SOME GRANDKIDS...

(21:14:06) erotic politician : ok, i, kate, hereby take jeff into my cyber-arms of love, to cherish him and treasure him for all immortality from this day forward.

(21:14:08) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: MY VOW: Baby, don't forget my number... Love is stronger than thunder... Oh, wait... Milli Vannili said that. Let's see... Hmm... It's gonna be nice to, uh, spend the rest of.....my......lif--Oh, damn....

(21:15:35) Vev-Vee : Ow... I think I'm having a heartattack...

(21:15:47) doorslover : lovely lovely lovely... now go procreate, you two... i've rented you a room at a shitty motel at the edge of town with a view of a strip-club... so i know Jeff will be happy...

(21:15:50) erotic politician : hold on... i think my fiancee is having a little trouble here w/ his vow.

(21:16:12) erotic politician : someone get the shock-thingys!

(21:16:31) doorslover : ohgoodlord, someone call an ambulance... gosh, i am so wor-ried...

(21:17:09) Vev-Vee : No, no... I'm feeling better!

(21:17:17) doorslover : Rich, say something to the marrying couple...

(21:17:20) Vev-Vee says to doorslover: Can I have a new best man?

(21:17:31) erotic politician : swoons...

(21:18:02) Vev-Vee : croons...

(21:18:13) *dharma flu-bugged : ummm.... bless oh dawg.. in our hour of ... penguiness-tux-dreesed-birdinesss...

(21:18:24) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: you don't want the husband of your fiancee and mother to be your best man, too? what?

(21:18:53) *dharma flu-bugged : ...more drugs... whogotda drugs?

(21:19:36) erotic politician : c'mon... let's get this over w/.... my hormones are raging!

(21:19:36) Vev-Vee says to *dharma flu-bugged: Wanna be my best man, oh drug-ed one?

(21:19:40) *dharma flu-bugged : ...should i play with my ORGAN now?... bomp-bomp-bomp...BOMP...

(21:19:57) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: YOUR hormones?

(21:20:10) erotic politician : oh, god... we all really do have the flu.

(21:20:22) *dharma flu-bugged : ...i'm da BEAST-manz... thank yew dog... woof!

(21:20:31) doorslover : ...and i'm a gimp...

(21:20:57) erotic politician : my nose is running like a bitch.

(21:21:19) Vev-Vee says to *dharma flu-bugged: Say a little prayer for this dog... He's giving his life away today... Well, I could look at it as getting frequent sex for the next 6 months...

(21:21:42) doorslover says to ~swy~early~: it's a weddin'... git your swim trunks on...

(21:22:26) *dharma flu-bugged nods knowingly to Vev-Vee: ...right. dog.. ya wanna flea... er stay?

(21:22:34) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: Sooooooooo, anyway... I've got us this cheap hotel room with a vibrating bed that only cost a quarter for 2 whole minutes...! Cool, eh?

(21:23:06) Vev-Vee says to *dharma flu-bugged: I'll stay... Yeah, no fleaz, pleaz...

(21:23:15) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: yeah.... lucky for me, i have about 10 rolls of quarters in my suitcase.

(21:23:40) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: Yeah, good thing!

(21:23:59) doorslover : okay, and guess what you're doin' for your honeymoon, jeff and kate... you're goin' to sunny north dakota!!!

(21:24:09) doorslover : to work on a cattle ranch!!!

(21:24:12) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: what are we going to do after we get tired of that?

(21:24:16) doorslover : and grow corn!!!

(21:24:35) Vev-Vee says to doorslover: Dakota? Quooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

(21:24:50) *dharma flu-bugged gently hugs japhy: ...dis is so sVev-vee-T!... da 'Guin looks great in his li'l tux... lookit him waddle around... CHEEKS!

(21:24:52) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: Hmm......... Play Nintendo?

(21:25:14) erotic politician : north dakota.... that sounds like a place filled w/ incest.

(21:25:42) Vev-Vee : Incest is best... Nothin' says lovin' like porkin' yer cousin...

(21:25:47) doorslover : All right, enough with the waiting... I now pronounce you cyber dude and cyber bitch... you may screw the bride while i wail and sob...

(21:25:57) Vev-Vee : Bwhahahahahhahhahaha!

(21:26:12) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: nintendo pisses me off... unless you have mario bros.

(21:26:24) Misty says to doorslover: well said!

(21:26:33) doorslover says to Vev-Vee: damn, jeff, that's the funniest thing i've heard all day...

(21:27:27) doorslover : HEY, GO HAVE HOT, WILD CYBERSEX, KIDS!!!

(21:27:41) Vev-Vee says to drunken inlaw second com: About goddamned time.

(21:27:49) drunken inlaw second coming says to doorslover: who is stealin our idea?

(21:28:12) doorslover says to drunken inlaw second com: dammit, chris, you missed the weddin'...

(21:28:22) Vev-Vee says to drunken inlaw second com: It was Ma's idea!

(21:28:31) erotic politician says to Vev-Vee: ok, then... we'll go thru those quarters and then get it on w/ mario.

(21:28:37) drunken inlaw second coming : damn ho!

(21:28:58) doorslover says to drunken inlaw second com: i just made jeff and kate get married... hey, you haven't met the blushing bride, have ya?

(21:28:59) Vev-Vee says to erotic politician: Yeah... Sounds good to me.

(21:29:40) Vev-Vee : Damn, I sure as hell scored a fine one... Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood deal

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