(17:30:26) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: Ah......My apology then.......*s*

(17:30:41) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: no problem...it's for your own safety...

(17:31:30) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: Is the cheese dangerous?

(17:31:41) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: yup...

(17:31:50) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: hey, you...

(17:31:56) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: ehheyyy you, how are you holding on to your Cosby Show withdrawal program?
(17:32:01) Crystalheart :;-)

(17:32:35) ~The Poet's Justice~ :ahh...........:)

(17:33:10) Ribbit-Ribbit :So, okay..

(17:33:18) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: ooohhhh, i'm not suffering from withdrawal...i caved...*L*

(17:33:34) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: 5 demerit points!

(17:33:54) Crystalheart :says to Ribbit-Ribbit: are you a peace frog..?..;-)

(17:33:57) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: just put on this protective gear and you should be fine...*hands you gear*

(17:34:29) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: hey! it's not my fault...my friends were watching...i just couldn't resist!

(17:34:53) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: ahhhh..peer pressure, eh?...i know..it's tough..

(17:35:16) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: exactly...plus, theo is so tempting...*L*

(17:35:21) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: Protection against the cheese?

(17:35:37) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: yeah, against the cheese...

(17:35:51) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: is there a problem? *L*

(17:36:07) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: oh..yeah..toyboy..ehehehee`hee

(17:36:07) Ribbit-Ribbit :*sighs*

(17:36:08) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: by the way, don't go near that cheese *points*

(17:36:24) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: I just don't understand this cheese...... men with guns are dangerous, not
cheeses......

(17:36:24) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: heh heh heh...

(17:36:35) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: ok..no prob..i don't do much dairy products anyway

(17:37:11) ~The Poet's Justice~ :If you think about it, cheese is really disgusting.....

(17:37:27) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: oh, my dear, you've been grossly misinformed...a cheese can pose just as
much threat as a loaded gun...

(17:37:42) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: good for you...they're pure evil...

(17:37:53) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: and a good friend of mine, Monty Python, lonnng ago warned me on the dangers
of cheese. It certainly is good to see that tradition being carried on into the 21st Century..indeed..

(17:38:04) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: now *that's* the attitude! *L*

(17:38:18) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: True.......I remember a time I opened the fridge and it leaped up and
caught my throat.....I almost died......

(17:38:46) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: monty python? cheese? *feels like a geek for not knowing what you mean*

(17:39:07) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: You've never watched the Monty?...oh dear...

(17:39:10) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: *nodding* it's scary, eh?

(17:39:27) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: British humour..i was partly raised on it

(17:39:43) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: It sure is.......And don't worry......I haven't seen Monty either.....*s*

(17:39:50) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: no no no nonono! I *love* monty...that's why i think i should get the cheese
reference...

(17:40:05) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to : Not real big on TV.......

(17:40:05) acidlizard :i *HAVE* seen monty!

(17:40:19) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: oh it's the Cheese Shop skit..you've never seen it?

(17:40:38) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: ooooohhhhh....yeah! heh heh...

(17:40:52) acidlizard :*slaps her forehead*

(17:41:06) ~The Poet's Justice~ :*is the one who feels dumb now* *LOL*

(17:41:33) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: it's okay...*consoles you* *LOL*...

(17:41:49) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: Thank you.......*S*

(17:41:56) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: I'm not big on tv either. I finally kicked the habit. I haven't watched the
damn thing once this year. Hey, you'd probably like this page. Kill Your Television!! http://www.netreach.net/~kaufman/

(17:42:19) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: no probs...you're right about tv...it's pretty scary...not as scary as cheese,
mind you...

(17:42:24) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: I'll make a note of that......

(17:42:32) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: film, and good humour i do enjoy tho :)

(17:42:50) acidlizard :yeah, right...you two *BOTH* watch the cosby show! heh heh heh...

(17:42:54) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: Nothing compares with the horrors of cheese.....*shiver*

(17:43:12) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: *threatens you with the cheese*

(17:43:39) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: *falls into a dead faint*

(17:44:01) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: oooops...*throws water on you* sorry...

(17:44:18) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: that darn Blue Cheese is the worst offender...seconded only by Limberger,
methinks

(17:44:31) ~The Poet's Justice~ :ugh......huh? What happened?? OH GOD GET THAT CHEESE AWAY FROM
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

(17:44:42) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: That stuff tries to sneak up on you, but it never gets away with it..never!

(17:44:50) ~The Poet's Justice~ :*faints again*

(17:44:56) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: eeeeeeeewwwww! any cheese with visible pockets of mould in it is automatically
evil!

(17:45:14) acidlizard :*hides the cheese*

(17:45:35) ~The Poet's Justice~ :Whew..........Thank god thats gone........

(17:45:55) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: and what about that Swiss cheese...with all it's holes...those holes look so
innocent, don't let them fool ya

(17:46:00) ~The Poet's Justice~ :Actually, head cheese is the worst.......

(17:46:00) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: at least not with those of us with superior cheese-detection skills...*shows her
certificate*

(17:46:19) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: oh! ***horrors!...*shiver*

(17:46:21) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: now that's just sick!

(17:46:41) acidlizard :*nodding*

(17:46:54) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: *inspects Super Cheese-Detector's Degree*....ahhh yesss...i see...mmmhmmm

(17:47:12) ~The Poet's Justice~ :All I have to do is catch a glimpse, then I'm toast.......*shivers again*

(17:47:13) acidlizard :*basks in the glory*

(17:48:25) acidlizard :okay, i have to go pick someone up...*sigh* bye...can i leave you two with the responsibility of disposing
of the cheese?

(17:48:35) leather rider :hey, hey

(17:48:54) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: Maybe PACO will eat it.......He seems very brave.....

(17:48:58) acidlizard :says to PACO: tsk, tsk! automatic expulsion...

(17:49:17) PACO :NO NO NO

(17:49:20) acidlizard :says to ~The Poets Justice~: well, if you want to *poison* the guy...

(17:49:36) acidlizard :says to Crystalheart: tee hee...later!

(17:49:49) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to acidlizard: You are right......I couldn't do that to another soul....Bye!!

(17:50:08) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: I will be sure to dispose of the cheese in a safe manner, ensuring the safety of
future dOORS Chatters against biohazardous materials

(17:50:09) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: So what do we do with it?

(17:50:37) acidlizard :*forms a finger out of the cheese and pokes you with it, then runs cackling from the room*

(17:50:48) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: Hurry, its stinking up the room......

(17:51:07) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: we need a super-duper cheesy scooper....any bimbos around?

(17:51:11) ~The Poet's Justice~ :*screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *faints*

(17:51:16) yacker :Is there anybody out there

(17:51:28) leather rider :yeah

(17:51:34) acidlizard :hee hee...bye...good luck wit' da cheese...

(17:51:42) yacker :Hey what is up?

(17:51:50) Crystalheart :says to acidlizard: see ya *wink*...teeheehee

(17:52:02) leather rider :says to yacker: feel like yackin'?

(17:52:13) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: *looks around* I don't see any........

(17:52:28) yacker :says to leather rider: hell yes

(17:52:41) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: okay..we'll have to go for plan B then...this could be dangerous, are
you up for the challenge?

(17:52:57) leather rider :says to yacker: alright, so...............

(17:53:07) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: *gathers the courage* *gulp* Yes........

(17:53:16) yacker :says to leather rider: there it goes..........................

(17:53:34) leather rider :says to yacker: flowing................

(17:53:40) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: okay..put this on **hands you high-tech space-age disposing cheese
suit**

(17:54:10) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: Ok......*fumbles wid it, gets it on* How's this?

(17:54:30) yacker :says to leather rider: not much

(17:54:46) yacker :says to leather rider: you

(17:54:49) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: and I shall put one on as well....and perhaps we need a touch of this
orange glitter here, just as a precaution...it's a secret code to others so they'll know we're disposing of cheese

(17:55:47) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: Ok.......*Dabbles some glitter around her eyes, then bats them*

(17:56:08) yacker :says to leather rider: What about you how you get leather rider

(17:56:25) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: okay..now we need the killer cheese orange boots..here, these should
fit you....OH! mygawd...i almost forgot the gloves!!...*hands you gloves too*...be sure to pull them all the way up to your elbows

(17:56:55) leather rider :says to yacker: "leather riders selling news" from the soft parade

(17:57:11) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: Oh wow........Thanks for the gloves, that cheese coulda took my
friggin hand off! *wipes the sweat from her brow*

(17:57:29) yacker :says to leather rider: what the hell are those other guys talking about

(17:57:54) leather rider :says to yacker: some cheese or something

(17:57:54) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to yacker: Shhhh.........You'll the cheese.......*points at it*

(17:58:01) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: I know..i know...almost a dastardly dangerous life-threatening faux pas
on my part...I'm terribly sorry...but it's the cheese! It's clouding my thinking....***arrrrggghh....

(17:58:08) ~The Poet's Justice~ : I mean......

(17:58:31) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: OK..now....take a deep breath...

(17:58:36) yacker :What the f*uck are you all talkin' about

(17:58:49) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: *gulps some air*

(17:59:14) yacker :what the hell does cheese have to do with anything?

(17:59:28) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: **takes a deep breath herself**..COVER ME---I'm going in...

(17:59:50) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to yacker: If you know what's good for you, 'Ware the cheese!!!!

(18:00:06) DIONYSUS :hey all...

(18:00:13) leather rider :the cheese wares?

(18:00:13) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: Oh becareful!!!!!!!!
 

(18:00:43) leather rider :says to DIONYSUS: hey, god of wine and fertility

(18:00:45) yacker :says to ~The Poets Justice~: I am not wearing any chesse

(18:00:56) DIONYSUS :says to leather rider: yes?

(18:00:57) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to yacker: beware......

(18:01:14) DIONYSUS :says to Crystalheart: hey C...

(18:01:28) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: *yells* CAN YOU HEAR ME????

(18:01:54) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to DIONYSUS: She is doing battle with the cheese......

(18:02:27) leather rider :says to ~The Poets Justice~: what kind of cheese?

(18:02:49) leather rider :i hate swiss

(18:02:54) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to leather rider: *gasp* HEAD CHEESE!!!!!!! The worst kind!

(18:02:56) yacker :Does it really matter what kind of cheese

(18:03:18) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to yacker: Some cheeses are especially dangerous......

(18:03:27) DIONYSUS :wow...see ya later...
 

(18:03:30) Crystalheart :*with ~The Poet's Justice~ by her side, our brave heroine, Crystalheart, stalks the cheese. She has
the evil mouldy dairy product in her sight. With one delft swoop, she unsheathes trusty Excalibur from it's purple velvet trapping, kisses the blade and skewers the evil cheese in a blink of an eye, very narrowly escaping "death by cheeze" as she drops the offensive organism into the waiting magic bag

(18:03:32) yacker :Head Cheese Sucks

(18:03:39) leather rider :says to yacker: well, spray cheese isn't too bad

(18:03:58) yacker :says to leather rider: I hear you man

(18:04:09) ~The Poet's Justice~ :HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(18:04:29) yacker :says to ~The Poets Justice~: What was that for

(18:04:37) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: *hugs ya*

(18:04:44) leather rider :it's in a can at least

(18:05:04) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to yacker: Didn't you read? The cheese is dead!!

(18:05:05) yacker :finally in the can

(18:05:24) yacker :says to ~The Poets Justice~: I am so sorry man

(18:05:32) leather rider :says to ~The Poets Justice~: who killed the cheese?

(18:05:48) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: OK---we got it!...now to blast this stuff off to hell, where it belongs!!
...ummm...reach into your pocket....

(18:05:58) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to yacker: That's Ok........Let us all celebrate the death of the Cheese.......*uncorks the
wine*

(18:06:15) leather rider :mmm......marlot

(18:06:18) yacker :says to ~The Poets Justice~: Man and I was just starting to like chesse

(18:06:25) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: Oh yeah.........Pulls out a super bottle rocket*

(18:06:28) Crystalheart :**lights a fire**....grabs you and sings and dances around the fire..."the cheese is dead! the cheese is
dead!"
(18:06:46) ~The Poet's Justice~ :says to Crystalheart: YEah!!!!!!!!!!

(18:06:55) yacker :Sucks to be the chesse right now

(18:07:09) Crystalheart :says to ~The Poets Justice~: WE DID IT!!! ***high fives ya!

(18:07:25) leather rider :"we can celebrate the death of the cheese!"

(18:07:39) ~The Poet's Justice~ :Ah........now I must go........the cheese is DEAD!

(18:07:44) yacker :Ok enough with this cheese shit

(18:07:59) leather rider :damn the cheese

(18:08:07) Crystalheart :says to leather rider: we certainly can! Pour the wine, if you would be so kind :)

(18:08:37) leather rider :says to Crystalheart: a glass for each of us

(18:08:48) Crystalheart :***merrrily sings and dances*** "ding, dong, the cheese is dead"