(23:16:12) Jism Whorrison shouts to ALL: ...awkward moment and the first whore is jettisoned... *BOING!* ...legs furiously pumping, their stigg green pelvis humping... ZOING! stiff
(23:16:22) The new Crackwhore Shaggs,brought to you by the folks at Galoob. you whores give me such a thrill but your lovin don't pay mah bills. . .
(23:16:29) J. LaWhore says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: Do you smell an old stinky pair of dharma boots?
(23:16:33) Old Harem Wine Company Vintage Concubines Since 1998 says to Jism Whorrison: ehhhheheeh... *kick*... *BIFF*
(23:16:53) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to Skye-da DoorsWhore Madam: ha ha .. well, speaking of puke .. can you hand me dat garden hose over there .. some guy got a little sick earlier in a place i'd just assume keep private .. but, lets just say he filled the canyon with plenty of Taco Bell residue ..
(23:16:53) §Jeweled Moon§'s ancient extascy *retired*
(23:16:57) shamangirl (what a whore) I'm a wacky tobacky totin' whore.....pretty pathetic eh? could anyone help me be more hardcore?
(23:17:13) Old Harem Wine Company Vintage Concubines Since 1998 says to J. LaWhore: *nods*... ah smell somefin' else too... *lookin' 'round at all da whores*... ewwwww... heheh...
(23:17:33) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: ha ha .. yep .. the Whore Chronicles .. ha ha .. Dear Sox, I am a crack whore .. can you help me?
(23:17:39) Whore of Night says to Love Child .. middle age: ugh .. not what I wanted to picture just now .. *giggle*
(23:17:58) J. LaWhore says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: Actually, I don't think it's the smell of dharma that we're picking up.
(23:18:15) Old Harem Wine Company Vintage Concubines Since 1998 says to Love Child .. middle age: *LMFAO*... an' I'd say, "sure!... ya can borrow mah corner t'morrow night... g'luck!!!"
(23:18:33) Old Harem Wine Company Vintage Concubines Since 1998 says to J. LaWhore: hmmm... methinks it is... but I dunno...
(23:18:46) Jism Whorrison ...singin'... whores piss by mah window...
(23:19:21) The new Crackwhore Shaggs brought to you by the folks at Galoob. *sings*. . .what are they doing in the whore-acinth house. . .
(23:19:35) Whore of Night says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: whore IS dat??
(23:19:36) J. LaWhore says to Jism Whorrison: Be a good little whore and call yourself out!
(23:19:38) Skye-Private Whore For Hire since all you whores have been skimpin on da money..i'm gonna give up da madame roll.....you guys look like ya havin too good of a time....and this madame shit just ain't workin...think i'm gonna go into some Private Business!
Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to J. LaWhore: what you're smelling aint no boots love .. sorry .. i just passed some fruit that's been hidin' in me receptacle since 1962
(23:19:44) Jism Whorrison ...i need some brand new crack...
(23:19:51) Whore of Night says to Jism Whorrison: what kinda whore are you? ..
(23:20:19) The new Crackwhore Shaggs brought to you by the folks at Galoob. . . . i see my corner is clear. . .
(23:20:28) Skye-Private Whore For Hire OPEN FOR BIDS
(23:21:03) J. LaWhore Do you we hear one dollar for Skye? One dollar?
(23:21:17) Jism Whorrison when i was back in semenary pools... the was a whore there who put out ... and propositioned... ummmmmm... sumpinz...
(23:21:24) Whore of Night says to J. LaWhore: a whore-auction?
(23:21:28) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to Skye-Private Whore For H: hey .. have you ever had any organic matter stuck in yer receptacle for quite some time?
(23:21:54) shamangirl says to §Jeweled Moon§'s ancient: I still think you are a whore *L*
(23:22:06) Whore of Night says to J. LaWhore: hmm .. count me in .. or whore me in .. whichever ;)
(23:22:09) J. LaWhore says to Jism Whorrison: Call yourself out, boah...
(23:22:41) Skye-Private Whore For Hire says to J. LaWhore: *giggle*....honey that wouldn't even get my famous eyelash trance....hehe
(23:22:45) shamangirl says to §Jeweled Moon§'s ancient: but I'm a bigger whore so there *sticks her tongue out atcha*....ha ha neener neener neener
(23:22:57) Whore of Night says to Love Child .. middle age: just take a lookie around and see what you started tonite ... ;)
(23:23:03) Searchingman What are the bids on Skye?
(23:23:20) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. i'm gonna have to give me undercarriage a bit of a "howz yer father:" ..
(23:23:41) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to Jaime: no but there are tons of whores ..
(23:24:05) §Jeweled Moon§'s ancient extascy says to shamangirl: hm...think we should open our own business...
(23:24:32) Whore of Night says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: hwy won't be a whore tonite ...
(23:25:04) The new Crackwhore Shaggs brought to you by the folks at Galoob. *sings to the tune of hyacinth house* what are they doing in the whore-acinth house? what are they doing in the whore-acinth house to please the madames. . . this day. . . i need some brand new crack that doesn't trouble me i need some brand new crack that doesn't bother me i need some good crack. . . or i'm gonna od. . . i see my corner is clear i feel no police are near and i know that my pimp is followin me. . . oh yeah, yeah. . . why did you throw that used condom away why did you throw that used condom away why did you throw that used condom away it was th only prophylactic i had left to play. . .
(23:25:11) shamangirl whorehay....
(23:25:16) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: Dear Socks, i am a hollywood crack whore and recently found an entire bushel of bananas stuck in my, uh, "receptacle" since 1962 .. what is the best way to get them outta there and if i do manage to pry them out, would they still be good enuff to use in a fruit salad?
(23:25:50) Jism Whorrison laughs hysterically and says to Old Harem Wine CompanyVi: *LMFAO*... why did you throw that used condom away it was the only prophylactic i had left to play. . .
(23:25:51) Skye-Private Whore For Hire walks out on da Doors runway with her leather clad thigh high boots and backless liquad leather jumpsuit on.....caressin her metallic symbolic orb shaped thinging that Jim's words are engraved on......This is for you Jimmy......*does her wiggle as she struts back off da runway*
(23:25:55) Whore of Night says to Love Child .. middle age: *boinks you on da head* .. honey, I think they've gotten to you already .. *grin* .. what a whore you are .. I couldn't be more proud .. *grin*
(23:26:50) Whore of Night says to hippiechic: crackheads AND whores ..
(23:27:06) J. LaWhore says to Whore of Night: Crackwhores...
(23:27:10) Jism Whorrison gently hugs Old Harem Wine CompanyVi : ...marry me...yew ho'... marry me... i'll make yew rich... er sumpinz like dat...
(23:27:16) Love Child .. middle aged, hairy legged, boil havin, hollywood crack whore headed for rehab .. says to shaley: if there's enuff money involved i would suckle a bull gorilla's left teet til he sang "Oh Danny Boy" ..
(23:27:33) Whore of Night Licking J. LaWhore's cheek: yup .. crackwhores ..
(23:27:34) Skye-Private Whore For Hire I gotta make sure I keep mah hands tightly gripped on my metalic orb shaped thingie....da love child whore may set her eyes on it.....don't want that to get lost too!......
(23:27:34) §Jeweled Moon§'s ancient extascy *lmao*

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