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It's Just Another Day At the Hard Rock Cafe.......or is it?
Dr. Pillar and Dr. Red To the Chatroom, STAT!!
(23:28:28) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: now I'll have to examine
you...nasty cough! LOL

 (23:29:10) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: oh my! he's Dr. Red
again tonight! How did he ever get out of the restraints we had him in anyway?

(23:32:29) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: *donnin' the hospital
gown..*oops--backwards!

 (23:34:17) Anonyhoo says to Da Schmokin Pillar: ow! landed on my
head...*pout*

(23:34:45) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: Don't forget to make him
cough! hehehe

(23:34:56) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: I think I detect problems in the
female areas...must do a DEEP CAVITY SEARCH LOL :-)

(23:35:10) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: *kissin yer head better*
heehhee...poor lil girl...

(23:35:48) Da Schmokin Pillar anal probe?

(23:35:52) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: turn yer head n cough!...OOPSIE..*LOL*

(23:37:01) RedWarlock says to Da Schmokin Pillar: *consultation* Dr., I think we must
probe both areas, what is your advice? *solemn look* LOL

(23:37:07) Anonyhoo says to *Meadowperson Girl: NURSE!!

(23:38:10) Da Schmokin Pillar says to RedWarlock: *in deep thought* I think that
would be quitte necessary to determine the cause of the problem*

(23:38:32) Anonyhoo *sneaking away..*

(23:38:38) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: Nurse!! You must wrestle this
patient onto the table...don't want you to tear your uniform, so take it off LOL

(23:39:09) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: *grabs the gown* lol

(23:39:17) Da Schmokin Pillar Da Patient iz gettin away!! get her!! *tossin yer ass in a chair and strappin ya down*

(23:39:41) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: never mind nurse...I'll wrestle her
myself LOL

(23:39:50) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: *SLAP!*ahhhh, better...

(23:40:13) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: sounds like you could use some help huh?hmmm...let me see! oh, yes, I have a gelpi here! heheeh...this is a great instrument of torture on the male body!

(23:40:38) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: Now my dear...undo that gown a bit for the Dr. :-)

(23:40:50) Anonyhoo says to *Meadowperson Girl: omygawwwddd..not THAT!

(23:40:55) *Meadowperson Girl says to RedWarlock: I think I'll take my chances on it tearing!

(23:41:09) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: hmm...looks like you need to be attended to, too *tosses yer ass in a chair an straps ya down*

(23:41:44) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: Nonsense my dear *begins to take
it off for her* LOL use common sense :-)

(23:42:08) Anonyhoo *manages to tap out 911 w/a straw*

(23:42:19) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: now first we must do a breast
inspection...

(23:42:42) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: but we ARE 911!

(23:42:58) Anonyhoo says to Da Schmokin Pillar: *SLAP*...!

(23:42:59) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: Look at that growth...see it!? It's
growing lol

(23:43:32) Anonyhoo *doomed, as usual*..hehe

(23:43:34) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: *hops in front of you* I'll protect you from thismad doctor! *pulls out a large syringe with an even larger needle..filled with a substance known only to her* hehhe...stand back or I'll shoot!

(23:43:37) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: and he's not talkin about
anything on YOUR body!!! LMAO

(23:44:02) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: *pours bucket of water on her* brings out the
definition Dr., don't you think? lol

(23:44:20) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: oh no you don't ! I've cut myself loose with this scalpel!

(23:44:33) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: *wunderin how yer doin all dis slappin while tied down*

(23:45:02) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: smack! get your hands back in them pockets right now Dr. piller!

(23:45:11) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: *soaked n out fer blood..heh*......

(23:45:47) Anonyhoo says to Da Schmokin Pillar: Edgar helped me for a change!

(23:45:48) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: HELP! There is a large thing beginning to appear from under his robe! Save me!

(23:45:48) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: *does the heimleich maneuver on her* lingers...hmm... this is niceLOL

(23:45:49) Da Schmokin Pillar *playin pocket pool* doot do-doo...

(23:46:43) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: Let me get you out of that wet gown LOL

(23:47:32) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: See's her on the floor...his conscience call...no, no...ahhh! Shut up LOL

(23:47:34) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: no need ta be afraid, dere, hon, I know I'm well endowed! hehe!!

(23:47:43) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: oh yes, try to be a gentleman,
now..hmmmpph!

(23:47:56) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: get him off me! help! What is that thing poking me? What instrument is that DR?

(23:48:26) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: Here, dry yourself off...hands her a tissue LOL

(23:48:29) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: that's DR. PILLAR, to you!

(23:48:49) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: starts dryin yew off...

(23:49:36) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: tosses yer ass back in da chair

(23:49:38) Anonyhoo ACHOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

(23:49:44) RedWarlock *I must record this on film for medical posterity!!* LOL

(23:50:14) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: Ok Dr. Piller...don't make me shootyou with this here syringe filled with a substance only known to me!

(23:50:21) Da Schmokin Pillar *grabs da camera* I get first dib on da original copy!

(23:50:24) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: posterier, u mean!

(23:50:52) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: yew mean dat empty needle
hangin outta yer arm?

(23:51:04) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: Yes, posterior shot and frontal shot also please :-)

(23:51:21) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: *picks you up and hands you the gelpi* there! use this on them! It will save you! Or perhaps call on Gor! hehehe...he will save you!

(23:51:47) Da Schmokin Pillar well, we're gonna hafta get rid o these contaminated clothes*tosses the gowns on da fire*

(23:51:48) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: both at once?*LOLOOOOO*

(23:51:49) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: *thud...goes unconscious on the floor*

(23:52:21) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: twirl please lol

(23:52:34) Anonyhoo says to *Meadowperson Girl: where's GOR when ya need him? *sigh*

(23:52:52) Da Schmokin Pillar hmmm...unconscious body...hmmm...FUN!!!! *starts playin wit yer uncon. body*

(23:53:08) RedWarlock *everybody, get your camera's out* LOL

(23:53:28) Da Schmokin Pillar no way! git down an SPREAD EM!!!!!

(23:53:36) *Meadowperson Girl *beginning to regain consciousness...looking around* hey, what happened to my clothes?

(23:53:50) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: they's on da fire!

(23:54:18) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: ahhhh...he burned our clothes!

(23:54:36) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: The question this eve my dear is this...what has happened to my clothes :-)

(23:54:51) Da Schmokin Pillar gets a good shot o the girls embracin*

(23:55:17) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: *embraces both of the girls* lol

(23:55:18) Da Schmokin Pillar says to RedWarlock: oh, shit! I think I burned ours as well!!!!!

 (23:56:14) RedWarlock says to Da Schmokin Pillar: The essence of  science is repition,
we must do what we are going to do to them...over and over again! LOL

(23:56:18) *Meadowperson Girl says to RedWarlock: *looks at your nekidness*hey, why are you nekid? *feeling very dizzy and befoozled*

(23:56:54) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: *keeps her propped up without hands* lol

(23:57:26) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: where did you go my friend? I think I need you!

(23:57:29) Da Schmokin Pillar *props up da birdie*

(23:57:52) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: *DEEP CAVITY SEARCH* LOL

(23:57:58) *Adrock* Any sluts here?

(23:58:19) Anonyhoo ehehhran from the room screamin...back now*LOL*

(23:58:23) Da Schmokin Pillar says to RedWarlock: hey! I"M DOIN THAT!!!!

(23:58:55) Da Schmokin Pillar wunderin who he wuz proppin up...hmmm....

(23:59:03) RedWarlock says to Da Schmokin Pillar: No use arguing DR., we'll take
turns! LOL

(23:59:07) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: you deserted me in my time of need! I woke up nekid with these two nekid guys standing over me!

(23:59:45) Anonyhoo *dizzy from laffin*.....

(23:59:47) *Adrock* Any sluta here?

(23:59:51) Da Schmokin Pillar *Still wunderin what I wuz proppin up* hmmm....

(00:00:17) Anonyhoo says to *Meadowperson Girl: is this a Marx Bros. comedy??

(00:00:21) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: *hugs her with his naked body* there there my dear, it was all a dream...and your gonna dream some more!!! LOL

(00:00:27) *Adrock* WHere's all the bitchs when I am drunk?

(00:00:33) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: ok you too...what is that behind your backs? are those pictures?

(00:00:57) *Adrock* says to *Meadowperson Girl: Your not a dike right?

(00:01:10) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: yes...and yer not gonna wake up fer a while!!! WHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!!

(00:01:20) *Meadowperson Girl says to RedWarlock: dream more? it was a dream? Is that why I'm nekid? it's all a dream?

(00:01:37) RedWarlock says to *Adrock*: Adrock, it's too early to tell...we haven't finished our experiment yet LOL

(00:01:42) Anonyhoo says to *Meadowperson Girl: cant figger out where everbody's clothing went off to....wow!

(00:01:52) *Meadowperson Girl says to *Adrock*: no, I'm not...I'm a sleep walker though

(00:02:00) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: I burnt it all!!

(00:02:06) *Adrock* says to RedWarlock: *LOL* Cool, let me know the results!

(00:02:27) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: BIGGER SLAP!...hehe

(00:02:32) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: *puts arm around her* let's search for the clothes, in yonder wood! LOL

(00:02:38) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: *starts experimentin*

(00:02:41) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: I guess this is one of the dreams you have when your nekid in public...I mean, I keep being told it's a dream

(00:03:21) *Adrock* says to *Meadowperson Girl: Are you Sleeper?

(00:03:27) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: too many prickles n thistles out there, man! ...hahahaa

(00:03:45) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: Enter's her dream lol

(00:04:02) Da Schmokin Pillar says to Anonyhoo: well, there's plenty prickles &thistles in
here!!!!

(00:04:14) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: Perhaps they are in the bedroom? :-)

(00:04:19) *Adrock* says to *Meadowperson Girl: Wanna get sexually active?

(00:04:29) *Meadowperson Girl says to *Adrock*: no, but I'm sleeping...or so I've been told

(00:04:30) Da Schmokin Pillar says to RedWarlock: git outta here! she wuz dreamin 'bout me, first!!!

(00:04:37) Anonyhoo says to Da Schmokin Pillar: u said it!!

(00:04:54) *Meadowperson Girl says to RedWarlock: hey, how'd you get in my dream?

(00:04:58) *Adrock* says to *Meadowperson Girl: I think you are the type that likes to
fuck am I right?

(00:05:08) *Meadowperson Girl says to *Adrock*: I think I already am :o)

(00:05:14) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: I was in it all of the time lol

(00:05:50) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: hey, not need to fight now...I can dream of many people at once right? I mean, it's only a dream..eheheh

(00:05:57) *Adrock* says to *Meadowperson Girl: Tell me bout yourself.. Are you sexy?

(00:05:58) Da Schmokin Pillar says to RedWarlock: no you weren't!!! SHE WAS DREAMIN 'BOUT ME FIRST AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

(00:06:24) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: *changes are occuring* Turns into Groucho
Marx, with something else long...besides the cigar :-)

(00:06:32) Anonyhoo says to Da Schmokin Pillar: yer both dreamin'!!*cackle*

(00:06:36) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: shudup an dream 'bout me!!!
mwahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

(00:07:09) RedWarlock *straps a presidente cirgar band over his manhood!* LOL

(00:07:10) Anonyhoo NOOOOOOOO, not the cigar lookalike!!

(00:07:13) *Meadowperson Girl gently hugs Da Schmokin Pillar : calm down now...you can still be in my dream too

(00:07:52) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: Care for a puff? LOL

(00:07:59) Da Schmokin Pillar ohh...rubbin up against a nekkid gal's body...gettin closer!!!hehehe!!!

(00:08:01) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: Is he cuban?

(00:08:16) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: hmmm, fine print on this band says"billy boy"

(00:08:28) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: your not cuban too are you?

(00:08:53) *Meadowperson Girl says to Anonyhoo: your close enough to read the fine print eh?

(00:09:04) Anonyhoo oops!

(00:09:11) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: only the finest babe, only the finest LOL

(00:09:25) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: that small??? No way!!!!

(00:09:43) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: remove the wrapper if you don't like it :-)

(00:09:52) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: plus, I taste way better!!!

(00:10:06) *Adrock* says to *Meadowperson Girl: I gotta run so I'll talk with you later you
sexy fox....

(00:10:20) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: *lookin' for da lil spiked collar*...

(00:10:32) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: I think you got a new friend babe lol

(00:11:24) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: It barks but it don't bite :-)

(00:11:27) *Meadowperson Girl says to RedWarlock: oh my! and he has no idea this is not the norm for me! hehehe

(00:11:53) Anonyhoo says to *Meadowperson Girl: Oh yeah?..heheheee

(00:12:09) Anonyhoo oops...!

(00:12:10) RedWarlock says to *Meadowperson Girl: I know babe...you better tell him your used to me LOL

(00:12:37) Anonyhoo *whistlin....hehe*

(00:13:14) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: *beginning to regain consciousness* hey, why such a big grin?

(00:13:16) RedWarlock says to Anonyhoo: As for you! *gets collar out* lol

(00:14:41) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: *lights a smoke* ...oh
nothing...*VERY sincere* hehe

(00:15:09) *Meadowperson Girl says to Da Schmokin Pillar: what IS that you are smoking?

(00:15:35) Da Schmokin Pillar says to *Meadowperson Girl: a cuban *LMAO*

(00:16:03) Anonyhoo says to RedWarlock: REALLY BEEEG SLAPPP!!!!...hahahaaa
 
 

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