The only sure thing, is Change

************CHAT MOMENTS**************

CHAT MOMENT #1

PATOONIE CHAT MOMENT

(07:09:39) poe bird says to *Poet1*: i'm gettin giddy now...i must calm myself.....ZZZZZ

(07:11:14) poe bird : *falls on er patoonie*

(07:12:44) ZCrystal Queene says to poe bird: heehhehehe....saw the word patoonie in reference to the gluteus maximus in a book last night....nearly fell out of mah chair!...*cackle*snort*

(07:13:53) poe bird says to ZCrystal Queene: really? well,i'll be dipped in gravy!!

(07:14:11) *Poet1* : (patootie???) Someone . . . help me please. I'm in shock from lack of air.

(07:15:50) ZCrystal Queene says to *Poet1*: laffin mah patoonie off!*cackle*

(07:19:13) ZCrystal Queene : hey are we having a "Chat Moment" here...mayhaps (!) I could be copyin and pastin for da Tribe!...hehehehhe...a patoonie chat....too much!!!! *giggling like a mad womyn!!!!

(07:25:16) *Poet1* : poe and Crystal Queen have robbed me of my ability to adequately endure.

(07:25:35) Shining Star : dee and jane have been known to do that.

(07:26:22) poe bird : *hangin on to the armrests for dear life*

(07:27:31) *Poet1* : Hey, now. "I" need the straightjacket.

(07:29:34) *Poet1* : Brightest Star. If you stick too long, it'll have to be (3) jackets.

(07:30:52) *Poet1* : I'm thrashed. I'm trashed.

(07:31:54) poe bird : i'm glad my son's outta town..my laffin wakes him up!

(07:32:05) ZCrystal Queene softly nudges poe bird: Me thinks we have corrupted the poet!!!

CHAT MOMENT #2

ARMADILLO MOMENT!

(23:02:42) fizz says to robert bruce: no, they have that hard outershell, Jim had a...well, let's just say VERY SOFT outer shell..

(23:04:43) robert bruce says to fizz: Morrison could've taken an armadillo tho'... in a drinking contest.

(23:06:04) fizz says to robert bruce: hey mr. armadillo man!!!! Ya gotta get me a shot right now man, I ain't jokin' !

(23:06:45) fizz says to robert bruce: then Jim would try to fuck the armadillo

(23:07:20) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : armadillo?

(23:08:07) robert bruce says to fizz: The armadillo and the moth at the same time. Oh that Jimbo!

(23:08:43) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : ...armadillo?...

(23:09:04) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : armadillo.

(23:09:24) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : arm-a-dillo

(23:09:47) robert bruce : am-a-dildo. Check.

(23:10:10) robert bruce : Checkmate perhaps.

(23:10:04) poe sparrow says to 'nymous Poet#9, anon: armadilly hwheheeeee

(23:10:21) fizz shouts to ALL: DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR ARMADILLO???

(23:11:02) fizz shouts to ALL: gentlemen, start your armadillos!!!

(23:11:17) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : i got mah flower, i got mah power, i got mah.....armadillo!

(23:11:18) poe sparrow : *armed with a dillo.heheeee*

(23:11:33) robert bruce : Checking. Yes. I have my arm and my dildo. Now what? Jim?

(23:12:40) robert bruce : *raises a dildo in the air* Did somebody lose this?

(23:13:57) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : seen mah armadillo, mama? lookin reallll goooooood....

(23:14:30) fizz shouts to ALL: of armadillo plans, the end

(23:14:53) poe sparrow says to 'nymous Poet#9, anon: almost like a potential grannython...dillothon?

(23:15:11) robert bruce : Chat Saying: A good dildo should rub you the right way.

(23:16:36) 'nymous Poet#9, anon shouts to fizz: on all four legs that stand, the end

(23:17:20) fizz says to 'nymous Poet#9, anon: big shell and beady eyes the end

(23:17:52) poe sparrow : Dillo! i luv u,wont u tell me yer name?

(23:17:57) fizz says to robert bruce: armadillo rape, I'm not proud of it, but I was drunk

(23:18:52) fizz says to robert bruce: You shoulda seen what this armadillo was wearin' man, he was askin' fer it!

(23:19:45) robert bruce says to fizz: I'm sure it was an accident. You thought the armadillo said "yes". But not speaking it's native tongue, you misunderstood. Case dismissed. Pay the dillo.

(23:19:45) 'nymous Poet#9, anon : strange dillos have found us!

(23:21:12) fizz says to 'nymous Poet#9, anon: those dillos have a ploy, for sex-u-al joy

(23:21:39) fizz says to 'nymous Poet#9, anon: See my armadillo and you know...this is it!~

CHAT MOMENT #3

NO PUBLIC PITY PARTIES....

(11:23:38) *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. says to 20th century boots: 'zactly.....why cry when you can dance? why splat when you can soarrrrrr!.."life gives ya lemons, make lemonade!!!"..~grin...datz "lemon - aid".....what can I do.....if his number's up, it's up...I can't prevent that from happening, can I....just be assured that he will rest somewhere peaceFULL

(11:24:09) *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. says to 20th century boots: crap! that wasn't s'posed to be public....

(11:24:31) 20th century boots Grabs *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. to dance with:fuckin'AY!... datz IT dee... datz IT!!!... lol.. proud of ya... CHEERS!

(11:25:43) 20th century boots Grabs *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. to dance with:*yes!*...put dat post in da book baby... datz ONE FER DA BOOK!... wow!... zow!...NOW!

(11:26:13) *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. PRIVATELY whispers to 20th century bootsPssst!: damnit! dammit! dammit!.....****majorly embarrassed***

(11:27:56) 20th century boots PRIVATELY whispers to *the phoenix..akai.d.a.Pssst!: nooooo... don't be embarassed... that is a grrreat message fer evBUDDY... let em see how strong yew are... how strong they CAN BE... really...that was no accident dee... yay!... CHEERS!

(11:28:06) *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. softly nudges 20th century boots: *wrinkling up my nose* you really think so? uggghhhh...

(11:29:15) 20th century boots Grabs *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. to dance with:i know so!... i know so!!... yes, dat one goes inda book!...CHEERS!

(11:30:37) *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. says to 20th century boots: 'kay...copyin and pastin

(11:31:37) 20th century boots Grabs *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. to dance with:das right!... lol...das right!!!... cuttin' & pastin' diamonds... yep-yep-yep... CHEEKS

(11:36:44) *the phoenix..aka i.d.a. softly nudges 20th century boots: *s*((((HUGZ))))

 
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