************************CHAT MOMENTS********************

CHAT MOMENT #1

(03:14:49) EDEN says to RFES: HOW DOES YOUR DICK LOOK LIKE?!
(03:16:26) RFES says to EDEN: You can bet that its the biggest dick that you ever seen
(03:16:45) poe bird : *OWWOOOOOOO!!*
(03:17:15) wanderingpaganpoet says to poe bird: *chokin on me java*...sputter, sputter...probably not the biggest I've ever seen!!!
(03:18:16) wanderingpaganpoet : *snort*choke*sputter*cackle*
(03:18:20) poe bird : dj7jjfd77dujheheeeeeee
(03:19:47) poe bird : *cough wheeze choke* where's me inhaler???
(03:21:07) poe bird : *clunk*
(03:22:27) poe bird : *gurgle*
(03:24:59) poe bird says to wanderingpaganpoet: did u wander off?
(03:25:03) wanderingpaganpoet says to poe bird: *takes a long draw on her inhaler* here....use mine....ahhhh....
(03:26:21) poe bird says to wanderingpaganpoet: ok....heheeee,i needed that
(03:28:18) wanderingpaganpoet says to poe bird: eeeyeeaaahhh...*laffin so hard I'm wipin da tears from me eyes*.....eeeeyaaaah...me too

MOMENT #2

(23:24:14) MR. CHARLIE says to **LiBr@**: i came to visit you nuts.........I want nuthin to do with that icq..............hey.......that could be in a song (23:25:59) ZCrystal Queene agrees with MR. CHARLIE: (to the tune of Steppenwolf's "The Pusher") dat ICQ....it ain't fer folks like me and you got too much to do in the real world, I do than sit here all day waitin fer messages to get thru goddammmm goddammm da ICQ, man.....

MOMENT #3

(01:26:56) Alice in Rockland~wonderland says to **LiBr@**: We all be speakin da dharma-bum-ics, formerly known as da ebonics...da official language o da doors chat...
(01:27:35) **LiBr@** says to Alice in Rockland~wonder: *LM fuggin AO* yup..he's a master at doors language! dat darn dharma! *S*
(01:30:29) Alice in Rockland~wonderland agrees with **LiBr@**: dat he be, o yes indeedy...cha-cha-CHEERS to da dharmaboots!
(01:31:29) **LiBr@** says to Alice in Rockland~wonder: *LMFAO* damn..we sound just like him! YIKES! *S* CHEERS!
(01:31:33) poe sparrow says to ~~Godfather~~: nite, godfaddah...:)

MOMENT #4

FOXY LADY says to Knaulf: ok here it goes.... i said but SUMMERS ALMOST GONE and you're my WINTER TIME LOVE to be.so MY WILD LOVE and i got in my SPANISH CARAVAN the time was FIVE TO ONE.i said why dont we get some drugs.and she said NOT TO TOUCH THE EARTH.so we went to a drug dealer named THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER.we left and i said to her ever so softly,WE COULD BE SO GOOD TOGETHER.she said YES,THE RIVER KNOWS.i met my love on a SHIP OF FOOLS on a BLUE SUNDAY. her name is MAGGIE M'GILL. it was an INDIAN SUMMER i will never forget.
FOXY LADY: then i bought her a CRYSTAL SHIP and i took her to ROAD HOUSE BLUES and she LOVED ME TWO TIMES for it and then she went home and i called her the next day and said HELLO,I LOVE YOU and we took a BREAK ON THROUGH.i said WHEN THE MUSICS OVER baby its over.we took an EASY RIDE over to LOVE STREET.we always TAKE IT AS IT COMES
(23:30:28) FOXY LADY: it was getting close to the END OF THE NIGHT.i looked at her and said baby i'm your BACKDOOR MAN.so we went to the WHISKEY BAR.I LOOKED AT YOU and said can i sleep all nite in your SOUL KITCHEN?she said but im an UNHAPPY GIRL.i said well these sure are STRANGE DAYS,why YOUR LOST LITTLE GIRL.she said to me MY EYES HAVE SEEN YOU,but I CANT SEE YOUR FACE IN MY MIND.it must be all these HORSE LATITUDES.

MOMENT #5 (Granny Chat)

(05:34:35) mystic eyes says to dooRs: indeed..hows yer granny..uh oh
(05:35:07) dooRs says to mystic eyes: granny is dynomite
(05:35:49) mystic eyes says to dooRs: dont start dat again..took yrs off my life!
(05:36:23) dooRs says to mystic eyes: *LMAO*
(05:36:40) dooRs : grannys da shit!
(05:36:44) mystic eyes : wheredahell is that CROW??
(05:37:33) mystic eyes says to dooRs: he even grannied with us*LOL*
(05:38:34) mystic eyes says to queene o da severed gard: u should post the grannython in the tribe!
(05:39:14) dooRs : Granny CRow........you der!
(05:39:37) queene o da severed garden says to mystic eyes: wheeee! da grannython! ~grin!
(05:40:28) mystic eyes says to queene o da severed gard: got all grannied out..charlie threw er off a cliff!
(05:41:11) queene o da severed garden says to mystic eyes: cackle*snort----trow granny from da train!! wheeeee!
(05:42:10) dooRs : how did this grannything get started?
(05:43:04) mystic eyes says to dooRs: i dunno..started out with lil ol lady from pasadena..go granny go!
(05:50:22) mystic eyes : u roll..wheeeee!

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