(22:42:42) §Jeweled Moon§...lil lost libra... *lmfao*...hm...eheheh...cyber jerry show...that would be wilde...

(22:44:18) shaggs *does his best springer impersonation*. . . hello folks,
and welcome to the show. . . ya know, sometimes life can be hard on people,
so they resort to cyberspace. some people create whole lives on the net.
please meet shaggs. . . he frequents at the doors chat on the web and says
he can't stop. . .*audience goes "ooooooo". . . *

(22:44:56) §Jeweled Moon§...lil lost libra... *lmfao*...shaggs is on da
springer show!

(22:45:16) shaggs how're you doing today, shaggs?

(22:45:25) shaggs doin great, jerry!!

(22:45:47) cactusman says to shaggs: if your Jerry Springer can I be Ru
Paul?

(22:45:49) §Jeweled Moon§...lil lost libra... aheheheheh...brb

(22:46:12) shaggs shaggs, let me ask you a question. . . what kind of
craziness do you get up to on the internet? and how much time do you spend
in this "doors chat"?

(22:46:26) shaggs says to cactusman: sure. . .

(22:46:49) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *waves to da audience*

(22:47:01) shaggs well, jerry, i spend about 8 hours a day on it. . . *damn
audience goes "ooooooo" again*. . .

(22:47:54) shaggs well, that's interesting. . . can't you go out and get a
life on your own in the real world? what makes you resort to this chat??

(22:47:56) Todd...Jerry's security guy... says to shaggs: ok man...when the
other guests come out...no fighting

(22:48:24) shaggs says to Todd...Jerry's security: *laffs atchoo*. . . that
you, moonie??

(22:48:32) Todd...Jerry's security guy... says to Maverick: hm...how was
ma's?

(22:48:36) cactusman Luke ( now on Springer as Rupual ) " I REALLY DO HAVE
A PENIS! WHY DONT YOU BELEIVE ME!!!??!!

(22:48:49) Todd...Jerry's security guy... says to shaggs: eheheheh...yep...

(22:48:50) shaggs *throws a chair at rupaul*

(22:49:09) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *runs n tackle's shaggs*...calm
it down man!

(22:49:22) shaggs *beats todd over the head with his shoe*

(22:49:39) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *ouch*...shite man...*grabs the
shoe*

(22:49:45) Maverick says to Todd...Jerry's security: Who are you?

(22:49:49) shaggs *damn audience. . . "JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY"*

(22:49:55) Todd...Jerry's security guy... says to Maverick: *lol*...Quemby

(22:50:18) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *turns to da audience*...settle
down people!

(22:50:45) cactusman Ru Paul takes off his wig and throws it at shaggs

(22:50:51) shaggs *returns to his seat*

(22:51:04) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *lmfao*...Rupal...dammit...!

(22:51:13) shaggs that's it. . . *runs at rupaul with his other shoe*

(22:51:30) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *walks over to shaggs*...now you
gotta stay in your seat if you want to stay on the show...

(22:51:37) shaggs *is laffin his fuckin ass off*

(22:51:57) cactusman Ru Paul takes off his high heels and says common you
freak!

(22:52:03) shaggs says to Todd...Jerry's security: *puts his hands up in
the air*. . . fine, fine. .. i'll be a good boy. . .

(22:52:16) Todd...Jerry's security guy... ok...that's it...*escourts mister
shaggs off the stage*

(22:53:28) shaggs *doin springer again*. . . so, how did you get involved
in the action, rupaul??

(22:53:38) cactusman Ru Paul says " I WONT SETTLE DOWN! HE STOLE MY GARDER
BELT! THAT PSYCHO!

(22:53:46) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *standing proud o'er in da
corner*

(22:54:04) Todd...Jerry's security guy... *lmfugginao*

(22:54:14) Maverick says to Todd...Jerry's security: *looks at security
then flips the bird*

(22:54:26) shaggs sic em, todd. . .

(22:54:55) cactusman Ru Paul I dressed up in my mothers panties and couldnt
get enough.

(22:55:24) Todd...Jerry's security guy... says to Maverick: fug you
boy...*grabs mav by the arm*...you're coming with me...

(22:55:53) shaggs alright folks, we have to cut to a commercial, but stay
with us. . . up next we have transexual porn stars from the planet
tralfamadore. . . stay tuned!! *audience stands up and applauds*