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It's Just Another Day At the Hard Rock Cafe.......or is it?
The House Band...any requests?
(21:45:22)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I woke up dis moah-nin' an' got mahself ah
beeeeyah...
The fu-chaz uncertain an' the end is always neeeeeear.....

(21:48:26)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
a cow-mow pow-now, a ja bow bow, la mow-mow, coam snojo
mah nojo, a keen kawn kawn, ya naw daw, a bee-baw kayyyyy,
alriiiiight...

(21:48:45) sheri's sweetie uh..sing.."fuck her up the ass!!"..it's on hendrix's 'sunshine of your love' album..

(21:49:40)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
Fuh her up da aassssss, yaw....

(21:51:54) BRANDON'S BROTHER says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: YES "WHEN
THE MUSIC'S OVER"??

(21:54:24)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
*organ a playing* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ah-when da myewwww-sic's ovah
When da myewwwwwww-sic's ovah, yeahhh
When da myewwwsic's ovah
Turn out da liiight
Turn out the liight
Fo' da myewwsic is yo' speshal friyend
Dance on fi-yah as it intends
Myewwsic is yo' only freeeeeyend
Until da end.........

(21:57:01) divad says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: What are you drinkin?

(22:01:08)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
shouts to ALL: *looks around for a lead singer* I'm a gonna play the organ... Who wants to be in the house band???

(22:02:34) Schtevie says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: *jackzz up da Fendah * .........

(22:02:58)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
says to Schtevie: A'ight, Mr. Vaughn.. help me do sum recruitin'...

(22:04:02) Schtevie says to schparrow: *throwzz yew da drumstickzz *..........

(22:04:55) schparrow says to Schtevie: *lookin for yer evil side*...hmmm, aint under the rug.......

(22:05:49)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
a-c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon an' touch meeee, baybeeeee
Cain't chewww see that I am not uhfraid
What wuz that promise that yewww made?
Why cain't chewww tell me what sheee said?

(22:06:04) Schtevie says to schparrow: ..*SCHMACK* ........shaddup an get b'hind da drumzz .........*lol* .

(22:06:58) schparrow says to Schtevie: OW! damn drumstickz bounced off my head...found yer evil side...ahahahaaa

(22:08:58)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
Now ahmmmmm gonna love yewww til da heavens stop da rain
Ahm gonna love yewww til the stars fall from the skyyyyyyyyyy
FOR YEWWW AND I

(22:09:39)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
Look at meeee! Ahm the first one man Doors cover band!
 

(22:12:01)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
*stares blankly, with no musical accompaniment, save the wristwatch a-tickin' its slow insanity*

(22:13:47) schparrow shouts to ALL: what a dysfunctional band!!!!

(22:14:57)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
*still waitin' fer someone to kick start a song*

(22:15:02) Schtevie says to schparrow: would help if we had a bettah singer ......*lol* ..

(22:18:32)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
says to Schtevie: Wha's wrong wif' mah singin'?

(22:20:06) BRANDON'S BROTHER says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: HOW ABOUT
CLOES TO YOU?

(22:21:10)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
says to BRANDON'S BROTHER: Well, the band is kind of in the middle of a
split-up right now... We may take the request on
our reunion tour here in about 5 minutes or so...
 

(22:22:19) BRANDON'S BROTHER says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: NO
REUNION TOUR JUST JAM MAN.

Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows donkey balls
That's it.. Ahm pulling a David Lee Roth.. And now, Ladies and
Gentleman, the sensous sounds of Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh
fü©Kå:
When I was seventeen
It was a very good year
A very good year, indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

(22:26:21)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls
Hit it, Count Basie:
They call you Lady Luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very unladylike
Way of running out

(22:26:23) grrrr heres a tip for you all, rolling joints on your keyboard a big no no

(22:27:30) Da Blue Bus Driver says to grrrr: use a cig pack or something gees......lol

(22:29:52) BRANDON'S BROTHER says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: WHERE'S THE BAND I REQUESTED
"CLOSE TO YOU"?

(22:30:30)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows donkey balls
says to Schtevie: Wow... That was a band with a career almost as short as that of Vanilla Ice, or the guy who sang that
"Informer" song...

(22:32:11) Schtevie says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: yeah ....ah know........*lol* .......musta been da booze ,huh
........

(22:32:15)
                 Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kåhpissed because Netscape blows
donkey balls says to BRANDON'S BROTHER: Close To You, huh? okay:Why do birds suddenly
appear
Every time... you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Close to you

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time... you walk by?
Just like me
They long to be
Close to youuuuuuuuu....

(22:33:50) Schtevie says to Ðå @ñð¥mðü$ müÐÐåh fü©Kå: *SCHMACK*...........don' make me do dat
'gain .........*lmao* ....
 

(22:34:46) schparrow shouts to ALL: AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...the Carpenters...Lordy save us alllllllll!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

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