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It's Just Another Day At the Hard Rock Cafe.......or is it?
Proclamations of the Mad

 (23:11:20) Vev-Vee : I'M A FILING CABINET! I'M A FILING CABINET!!!

(23:12:09) BootedGoo : I'M A CHATAHOLIC! uh-oh... MY GOD! WASH MY MOUTH
OUT WITH SOAP! I JUST TOLD THE.... UGH.... TRUTH!!!

(23:12:19) Ballpoint pen : my ink is laced with lsd. so, you can write on all your friends in
class and watch em trip out...or you can write neat messages on yourself all the time and
eventually drop out

(23:57:46) Ballpoint pen : a wad of chewing gum is keeping me stuck to the underside of a table

(23:14:45) BootedGoo : holds up her hand like a claw... the claw... rowrrrrrr!

(23:15:00) Cosmic Wheel says to BootedGoo: *clank* clank*...a hula of pans is what I'm
wearing tonight...I'm gonna hula fer ye all tonight.!..

(23:16:22) Zinderbella says to BootedGoo: when you run out of creativity just go on auto
pilot and hope it comes back soon...usually works...!?! :o)

(23:16:47) sparrow in wonderland shouts to ALL: ARRRRGHH

(23:16:50) Cosmic Wheel says to BootedGoo: *sway and clank* arms swaying to the
hawaiin beat... *sway and clank*...singing "hula, hula hula... Got some pork rinds?

(23:17:50) Vev-Vee :

Hi. My name is Freddy. I'll be your waiter for this
evening. Tonight, our special is Gooey glitterfrogs with a
side of Velvet Cosmic Wheels, served up by The Ancient One
Wise One...

(23:18:06) Ballpoint pen : by using my remote control you can apply my alarm to wake up on those early mornings, so you can start drinking early enough to pass out by noon and get back up by three to start drinking again!

(23:20:02) BootedGoo : Has a sudden vision of Romper Room...

(23:44:31) Vev-Vee : Paula Abdul!!! He's a coldhearted snake... Look into his eyes... Oh! Oh!

(23:50:04) Ballpoint pen : there's a rib-crushing monk who's pressed for gold coins running through the doorway like a man leaving a burning house

(23:57:11) Vev-Vee : How odd.

(22:03:57) Vev-Vee says to BootedGoo: I'm serious! It's official. Watch the news
tomorrow morning and you will see... It's gonna say: Bubble Boy: The Central Time Zone
Doesn't Exist 6 Inches Around Him! Live coverage at 11...

(00:05:58) BootedGoo : throws rocks at all the clocks to stop time...

(00:37:14) leggat shouts to ALL: I DIDN'T THINK THIS CHAT SHIT WOULD BE SO
MUCH FUN! WHOOOOPIEEEEE!*

 
 
 
 
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