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Oct 15 19:31:28 US/Pacific 1999 : Ebeling loves Pam
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:32:18 US/Pacific 1999 : I found out today we're going wrong.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:39:10 US/Pacific 1999 : Custard dyed for your shins..hehe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:47:12 US/Pacific 1999 : who the hell's Ebeling? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:50:15 US/Pacific 1999 : Prodigy- Fuckhouse lame -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:50:19 US/Pacific 1999 : "Fried Rich Nietzche" haha! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:51:00 US/Pacific 1999 : Hellog Erth Peepull. The Plantit Clargtoris Sens Hour Love Tu Yu. Do Not Fearg Uz, We Hour Ur Frenz. These Hour Not Weapons, They Hour Guarden Tewls. Don't Look At The Guarden Tewls Evir. Or U Could Diet :) Pieces Tu Yu. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:51:14 US/Pacific 1999 : Jim Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:51:45 US/Pacific 1999 : A flea or not a flea? I have no further questions! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:52:31 US/Pacific 1999 : ................ "Moose Cock"? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:52:54 US/Pacific 1999 : Prod didgy-but don't wake him -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:56:51 US/Pacific 1999 : Oh, the humanity! they're terminatin' MICE at Disneyland..................Who's NEXT? KENNY???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:57:44 US/Pacific 1999 : Http://www.webmaze.com....go to Woodstock..Live chat as you read this..Kerouac -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:58:34 US/Pacific 1999 : Ebeling Casts No Shadow, And Has No Reflected Image In The Mirror. Ebeling Could Be Morrison, Alive, He Spied. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:58:52 US/Pacific 1999 : Jim is in one continous momentum of a circle, life,as in death is indulged in weird min-hole caves. gop -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:59:42 US/Pacific 1999 : Take my wife. PLEASE! *hisssssssssss* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 19:59:43 US/Pacific 1999 : This new chat is the ginchiest. I'm the happy grrrl! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:00:51 US/Pacific 1999 : What of intelligence, and pureness of thought? Getting started in the downside/ ways of impotence/in sundome -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:03:51 US/Pacific 1999 : JTW, You're one of them RAFTafarians, yes? So you have a moose cock, yes? OK, it's Miami, you're drunk, pissed and looking for some action. We're your slaves.. you get the picture... Show us your moose cock, JTWimbo! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:06:39 US/Pacific 1999 : Tis boulder to buffer the stings and narrows. You can bet your sweet bippy it is!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:07:30 US/Pacific 1999 : Look, I'm completely cereal about this now doorschatters: IS RIMBAUD BURIED IN PERE L'CHAISE? Can u hear me now? *hands out Owsley Orangesunshine to all takers* :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:09:35 US/Pacific 1999 : Manzarek, he doth bestride the whirl like a colostomy bag, and we petting men... Bill Shakehispeare -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:10:45 US/Pacific 1999 : Fourdoors and plenty years ago..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:11:50 US/Pacific 1999 : Hey, what are the chords to Van Morrison's "Gloria"? I'm due on-stage in 30 minutes. This is a code-red! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:13:01 US/Pacific 1999 : What the hell is a "mutt"? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:15:09 US/Pacific 1999 : jeez, buried in his dad's lawn chair?? NOOOOOOOOOO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:16:06 US/Pacific 1999 : our four fathers..ummmm..whazzarest?oh yeah! Lit our fires and prod didgy! yeah! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:16:46 US/Pacific 1999 : my French, she is badddddd....*LOL* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:17:28 US/Pacific 1999 : I'm a mutt, you're a mutt, wouldn't you like to be a mutt too? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:17:51 US/Pacific 1999 : Yesteryear, December Seventy-one, a daisy that will leave in infancy, our notion was suddenly and deliciously attacked by the Imperial Margarine of Jack Anne. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:18:47 US/Pacific 1999 : Mentally Underdeveloped Tenacious Talkers of Shit -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:20:11 US/Pacific 1999 : Mostly Ugly Thalidomide Twins Topless -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:20:15 US/Pacific 1999 : Love is butt a bong we bring. Beer for all you guyyyyyssssss -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:20:44 US/Pacific 1999 : What are the chords to "Gloria"? I beg of thee, what are they? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:21:22 US/Pacific 1999 : Mom's Underpants Told Tall Stories -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:22:51 US/Pacific 1999 : When all elves flail, we can wipe the horse's ass... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:24:22 US/Pacific 1999 : It's All Over Town, Baby Due... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:25:42 US/Pacific 1999 : G-L-O-R-I-A Chords?!! On-stage 15 minutes. CODE RED! HELP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:28:07 US/Pacific 1999 : If you bum in sanfranbiscoooooo...nobody caressss, their pants are everywhere -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:28:19 US/Pacific 1999 : Iold your gland, i want to hold your gland, and when i touch i fell nappy, in slides... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:30:25 US/Pacific 1999 : Philosohy 101: Are all mutts bad? Are we all mutts looking to be mutes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:31:19 US/Pacific 1999 : kiss your ass bye bye, fella.....hahahaaaaa, chordless and glorialesss....we dont know nuttin!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:31:43 US/Pacific 1999 : Who is John Morrison? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:33:01 US/Pacific 1999 : Rimbaud is NOT buried in Pere L'Chaise. And I'm a muttaholic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:33:47 US/Pacific 1999 : Mubamahd's Useless Tricky Talk Show -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:34:17 US/Pacific 1999 : Dear Code Red Person: G, C, D chords, good luck! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:35:07 US/Pacific 1999 : We all sleep in your mama's tambourine, your papa's old used spleen, your sister's turnin green! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:36:06 US/Pacific 1999 : Shake hairs from your dreams my petty juan... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:39:03 US/Pacific 1999 : Up the magic driveway, living by the Swedes and frolicked in the awesome mitts of a man called Galilee... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:39:11 US/Pacific 1999 : Mother Underhandedly Touched Thigh Softly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:39:27 US/Pacific 1999 : I'll dip you, Miss Kitty! and your little dog too!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:41:06 US/Pacific 1999 : Goldfinger, he has a gland, the gland with a mighty touch, a moose's cock, Coldfinger, his hardon's cold, he loves only coal... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:42:01 US/Pacific 1999 : Morrison Underhandedly Touched Thigh Softly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:42:44 US/Pacific 1999 : Yuk-yuk, sucker, those are the chords to "Peace Frog"... Gloria huh, yuk-yuk... dumb bunny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:44:09 US/Pacific 1999 : Can someone please direct me to the Tommy James and the Shondells Fan Club? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:46:57 US/Pacific 1999 : How many fingers and toes did Jim Morrison have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:48:37 US/Pacific 1999 : Ode To A Mutt: Thy bark, verse than thy bite. Forlorn, misunderstood, alone, man's beast fiend. I will not abandon thee in thy hour of knees. Let us paws and give flanks to thee and thine and flea from the graves of wrath that coat thy tongues of lick her -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:50:36 US/Pacific 1999 : Mother, Ugh, Tug, Tighterrrrrrrrr! STOPPPPP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:51:37 US/Pacific 1999 : Oh show me the way to the best frisky star! oh, you know why. sigh sigh sigh sigh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:51:38 US/Pacific 1999 : Jim Morrison was a champion swimmer at Alameda High School in Californicate. He was aided in his swimming by his webbed reptilian toes. Shhhhhhhhh, it's a secret that I got from Danny Sugerdaddy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:52:37 US/Pacific 1999 : Why a "wall" Ray? Why not adore? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:55:40 US/Pacific 1999 : For Sale: A book once owned by John Morrison, "The Doors of Tomowrrow." Bids start at $150.00. Kind of Mint Condition. Some Pages Missing. And the book is printed in Greek. What's our first bid, Doors fans? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:56:40 US/Pacific 1999 : Is JTW a Rayhead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:57:32 US/Pacific 1999 : What time does the Sunset Coffeehaus close? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:59:16 US/Pacific 1999 : Can someone please direct me to the Radiohead Fan Club? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 20:59:35 US/Pacific 1999 : .. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:01:10 US/Pacific 1999 : Mother, Ugh, Tug, Tighterrrrrrrrr! STOPPPPP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:02:28 US/Pacific 1999 : I think that there's only 2 of us in here actually typing like idiots. Radiohead Fan Club dead ahead. Listen for static and follow your antennae to the source of th -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:03:00 US/Pacific 1999 : Is thtis Hte innErNet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:03:53 US/Pacific 1999 : Jim loved to eat Spam. Spam killed Jim. Danny Sugerlips told me. Shhhhhhhhh. Secret -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:05:03 US/Pacific 1999 : ............ "moose cock?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:06:34 US/Pacific 1999 : Does does your your vision vision look look funny funny. You're you're stoned stoned:) :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:07:38 US/Pacific 1999 : What's The RAFT? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:10:27 US/Pacific 1999 : Behold, a flock of meese. Hold a ....... ewwww, never mind -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:11:33 US/Pacific 1999 : Thinking, Feeling, Intuition, Sensation, Introvert, Extrovert, Pamhead, Pathead, The Other, The I, The Thou, The Truth, The Myth, Th -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:11:55 US/Pacific 1999 : did you call me daft?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:13:52 US/Pacific 1999 : Well, the muse has arrived. Pen and paper beckon. G'nite. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:16:06 US/Pacific 1999 : wow, i wanna moose in MY house too! niteeeeee -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:21:13 US/Pacific 1999 : standy, standby there should be a RAFT commercial any second now -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:24:03 US/Pacific 1999 : coreless and gloriuous, it's a nite! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 21:38:25 US/Pacific 1999 : =_= -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 22:11:17 US/Pacific 1999 : Where did you bury it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 22:13:31 US/Pacific 1999 : the snake ate us a long time ago, we were so disgusting that she vomited us...instantly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 22:15:58 US/Pacific 1999 : your senses are limited, but are expansible -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 22:31:15 US/Pacific 1999 : *ROTFLMAO and PIP*...my bladder on you depends, gotta goto can -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 22:34:05 US/Pacific 1999 : *ROTFLMAO and PIP*...my bladder on you depends, this joke will never end, gotta goto can -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 23:09:36 US/Pacific 1999 : Ebeling thinks he is Morrison reincarnated. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 23:11:20 US/Pacific 1999 : ======= RAFTiFARiAN Poetry Festival ========= www.onesoul.com/raft =========== Poets Unite =========== ((we now return you to you regularly scheduled program)) ========= www.onesoul.com/raft -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 23:11:42 US/Pacific 1999 : ======= RAFTiFARiAN Poetry Festival ========= www.onesoul.com/raft =========== Poets Unite =========== ((we now return you to you regularly scheduled program)) ========= www.onesoul.com/raft -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fri Oct 15 23:51:22 US/Pacific 1999 : jtw is not a RAYhead or a RAFTafarian. he's just another asshole just like the rest of you assholes. but he knows things about Jim and 'his vision' and he just wants to help spread the word because a) there is no more powerful force in the universe than an idea whose time has come and b) one man CAN change the world and a+b=c! "c" being Jim and his vision of Far Arden. "the hostess is grinning/ her guests sleep from sinning, hear (Jim) sing of sin and you think, 'was that it?'---YEAH!" love those playful lyricists out there and I wonder if that guy ended up playin' Peace Frog instead of Gloria?? Jim sang Gloria the best, "your daddy's at work...your mama's out 'shoppin' around' (ha-ha) took me up to your room, showed me your thing...why'd'ya do it babe?" always figured he was singin' that to Tandy Martin...the First Lizard Queen... ah well, kids it's getting late, the lights are growing dim and the music's almost over...jim and pam rolling in clover...it was a busy day and you all did very well in class...it was economics by the way. Sorry all you avaricious marketeers, but this is NOT A MINOR CORRECTION! And you will see soon enough. "We want the world (back) and we want it now!" Sing a song of doom for the powers that be, the days of the gun-toting greedmongers are numbered and the number is very, very small...more soon...watch this space...also more of the story of Rue Beautrellis in Paris all those years ago...third of July '71 lv yr asses, even you mutts---jtw wait a minute I think I'm a mutt too...oh well, yeah, a cross between a Wymerainer (sp) and 'the Wolf who lives under the rock' Rock off, kids! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat Oct 16 0:03:12 US/Pacific 1999 : I'm not as think as you stoned I am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat Oct 16 0:12:31 US/Pacific 1999 : moose cock? moose cock is easy to suck---try sucking mouse cock! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat Oct 16 0:13:08 US/Pacific 1999 : Can I buy Jims Soul..? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat Oct 16 0:13:56 US/Pacific 1999 : http://www.webmaze.com Woodstock Room -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat Oct 16 0:38:00 US/Pacific 1999 : What's the deal with the moose cock? I don't get it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat Oct 16 0:40:07 US/Pacific 1999 : The poor doors........ theymade some of the greatest music in the world and they have to read this SHIT. |
